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I'm gonna be a star, son.

  • Gail Hailstorm: So how close were you to the victim?
  • Shorty: Oh real close. Whatever happened to him?
    • Cindy Campbell: Why are you doing this?
    • Bobby: Why? Why? You hear that, Ray. I think she wants a motive.
    • Bobby: Did Scream have a plot?
    • Ray: No.
    • Bobby: Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense?

      Oh-ho-ho!

    • Old Man: [annoyed] Excuse me?
    • Brenda: Uh ha...

      does this shirt make me look gay

      you made love to me.

    • Ray: First of all, you sucked my...
    • Bobby: Whatever!
    • Buffy Gilmore: Hey do you think the press is gonna wanna talk to us?
    • Brenda: Oh please. You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
    • The Killer: That's not a horror movie.
    • Drew Decker: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.
    • Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
    • Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
    • Shorty: Yo, man.

      Hah! Oh I am scared! Oh, this is some scury shit! You handle 'dat!

    • Young Man: [shouting] Will you shut the fuck up!
    • Brenda: [takes out a camera] Um-umm! I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. Peace!
    • [camera pulls back to reveal all of Shorty's friends dead]
    • Shorty: Yo!

      That was the illest rhyme I ever seen!

    • Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
    • Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. I'mma have a heart attack! It's like I seen all this shit before.
    • Cindy Campbell: They had a killer at you high school, Shorty?
    • Shorty: No, it was in that movie- Scream.

      Such lovely tits...

    • [Buffy rips the crown and flowers out of the previous winner's hands]
    • Buffy Gilmore: Give me my crown, bitch.
    • Beauty Pageant MC: [singing] ... He grabs his head] D'oh!
    • The Killer: Okay,okay close your eyes!
    • [Cindy closes her eyes, and the killer tries to hide under the carpet, but then goes behind the curtains]
    • The Killer: Now do you know where I am?
    • [Cindy opens her eyes]
    • Heather: The First Amendment gives us the right to say what we want.
    • Teacher: Oh, shut the fuck up.
    • The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie?
    • Drew Decker: Kazaam!

      You lying! This is all me up in here! She loves 69...

    • [a woman hurls a vase of flowers at Buffy, knocking her offstage]

    Quotes5

    • [after hitting a fisherman crossing the road]
    • Cindy Campbell: We have to call the police!
    • Ray: No way!

      Maybe we should call the police.

    • [the guys picking up the dead guy's body]
    • Greg: I'll grab one arm.
    • Bobby: I'll grab the other arm.
    • Ray: I'll grab his ass.
    • Ray: [displaying a yellow sleeveless shirt] Does this shirt make me look gay?
    • Greg: Naw, man.
    • Ray: [tucks the bottom of the shirt over so it looks like a bra] How 'bout now?
    • Greg: No.

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    I ain't going to jail!
  • Greg: He's right!

    You on candid camera now! Uh-uh! Cindy, do you know what they do to young boys in prison? My girlfriend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!